i've been working on lyrics for the hardcore band that will never exist

this is all just snippets, phrases here and there, some good, some bad, all weird:

"our bassist just snowballed your acapella group's flautist"

"i poked a hole in it so she wouldn't forget me"

"in the future robots will freebase people"

"your vagina is like a pothole"

"...zeppelin is not hip hop.
steve seagal is not metal.
but danny glover is.
i wrote my dissertation on smoking pot and now i'm smoking pot."

"the deck ate my killer tape.
bloody hip shaped like oregon.
i swear to doc ellis that i was king of ohio once,
and eric's breath smells like catfood."

"if the bag's almost done, throw in more tobacco,
then huff computer duster
til andrew wakes up."


and a real live quote from allan yu:
"i have a 20-minute cumpilation with footage of me cumming on your face."

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daniel johnston - respect (1985)

Rob Drew "Live" Set One from Joel Messer on Vimeo.

satanincarnateologist

mixologistkid88 (11:23:39 PM): working on this head wound sculpture

six hundred three score and six

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liner notes of misfits "walk among us" cassette.

the gentlemen of CAMDEN have a gig at the middle east upstairs this sunday, the 13th. they'll be playing with a full band this time. i'll be there under the influence of fun and ginger beer.

dave and i burned and went skating in the rotten apple over thanksgiving time. we brought abada's flipcam and skated kind-of spots until it was time to twomp again.



other media:

happy bday dini


i dunno


iksrfo


set it and fucking forget it


debbie lamps on a lovely afternoon in downtown newark


good looks, stadtlander


nueva inglaterra


foreign kids


bobby steel


tamer dee will never return to jamaica plain