Thursday, October 29, 2009

while you were sleeping...


i was flipping through secondary texts and polishing off an entire pack of drum in a matter of a night. yeah, this is totally worth 40G a year.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009




i rip my prick through ya hooters, i'm sick, you couldn't measure ma dick with six rulaz

Tuesday, October 27, 2009


pad's got a flickr with scans of disposable camera flicks. they're all real awesome. above is the ill lifestyle flick.


my friend jason m. basilica beat me on the mixtape thing, and his is much better than mine could even hope to be. but he's not the one sitting on 95+ blank cassettes, so remember that. it's real good. his musical venturings with friend james "the king" bible, under the alias "camden," are also topshelf in all respects. they're dropping a new record sooner than you think.




in other news:
-i got an e-mail:
Shaqary Waker:

Your course instructor has expressed concern about your work in ENGL3310 : SEC 02 : Advanced Writing in Literature : CRN 10809 : TERM Fall 2009 . Please see your instructor to discuss your current situation. Your advisor, Kathleen Cameron, has also received a copy of this notification.

Your instructor submitted the following information:
Grade to Date:
Concern about Grade?: No
Concern about Failing?: No
Not Prepared for Class?: No
Difficulty with Assignments?: No
Difficulty with Quiz/Exam/Test(s)?: No
Difficulty with Papers/Projects?: No
Issues with Attendance?: Yes
Issues with Tardiness?: No


in other words, my course professor has expressed concern that his class doesn't require my attendance for me to do well in it. i should express concern that he's a bit of a melodramatic whiney little taddle tale bitch. i'm just sayn that if he was a man he would say it to my face and not go snitchin to an automated e-mail service. i'm just sayn.

-i waited on the former mayor of medallin after 2 literally sleepless days a few months back and fucked a lot of things up, including his wife's request for a drier bottle of white wine. didn't keep me from lookin' dapper as shit though.



-you shouldn't buy hash from realtor scumbags for the same reasons that you shouldn't rent apartments from realtor scumbags.

-everyone's got something to learn from big baby jesus's cover of "good morning heartache"

-i wrote a poem about how my wife is going to be disgusting and i won't be able to smoke pot anymore that i might share when i'm feeling a little more ambitious/faggy.

-seriously, drop out of college.

Saturday, October 24, 2009


keep it real on the streets, money, and look out for one another.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

fl*p's new video: extr*mely s*rry

skate videos. yeah. buy them. don't download them. download where the wild things are and "the sopornos" but you should buy skate videos. for the most part. you should buy god save the label and the new tilt mode. but some aren't worth buying. i did the whole asterisks thing with the title of this video because it's not very good and fl*p's got money so i want it to be piratable for as long as possible so no one makes the mistake of buying it. the claymation thing is stupid, and if i die, i'd appreciate that my friends didn't immortalize me with a claymation of me rolling a joint. lance mountain: best part. hands down. just watch lance mountain's part. and that kid luan oliviera. the rest of this video is stupid. oh yeah. and burnquist rules. so watch that too.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

64 oz growlers are the new 40s


i'm going to my friend edmar's now to eat the tail of a cow

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

WHATSHMUH NAME?? SHUT THE FUCK UP.

you've seen this before. it's one of my favorites. talking to himself at 1:22 is my favorite trick.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

homey put me onto this. mr. charles live set, paris, 61. 2 thumbs upward.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

fuck parties



get this album

drop out of college