i take baths in tiger balm bro!

Thrasher Skateboard Magazine

paint cans. rain. filmer board. janky halfpipe. that's why he's cardiel and you're just a two-bit scrub. also, if one more person tells me to try out their longboard i'm going to split that floppy piece of shit over their flip-flop bound tribal tatted achille's fucking tendon. it's cold out, toss the cargo shorts and put some fucking socks on. and tell your girlfriend to do the same. now i got myself all riled up. fuck college and fuck vermont or wherever the fuck you street surfed in from. go bomb and hill in construction gloves and get murked by a taxi.