peace

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only option

mistletoe

fakin' the funk

stuffwhitepeoplelike

throwback

i've been working on lyrics for the hardcore band that will never exist

this is all just snippets, phrases here and there, some good, some bad, all weird:

"our bassist just snowballed your acapella group's flautist"

"i poked a hole in it so she wouldn't forget me"

"in the future robots will freebase people"

"your vagina is like a pothole"

"...zeppelin is not hip hop.
steve seagal is not metal.
but danny glover is.
i wrote my dissertation on smoking pot and now i'm smoking pot."

"the deck ate my killer tape.
bloody hip shaped like oregon.
i swear to doc ellis that i was king of ohio once,
and eric's breath smells like catfood."

"if the bag's almost done, throw in more tobacco,
then huff computer duster
til andrew wakes up."


and a real live quote from allan yu:
"i have a 20-minute cumpilation with footage of me cumming on your face."

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daniel johnston - respect (1985)

Rob Drew "Live" Set One from Joel Messer on Vimeo.

satanincarnateologist

mixologistkid88 (11:23:39 PM): working on this head wound sculpture

six hundred three score and six

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liner notes of misfits "walk among us" cassette.

the gentlemen of CAMDEN have a gig at the middle east upstairs this sunday, the 13th. they'll be playing with a full band this time. i'll be there under the influence of fun and ginger beer.